has the shirt been ironed?

[member of the media]

has the ill fitting shirt been summond to the f.a headquarters yet ?
After hearing through the grapevine the events at kneeton park the other week i was shocked to hear the actions taken by such an experienced member of the managment feternity
if found guilty im sure the leagues top brass will take a dim view of the dales supremo
what does the rest of the non league supporters think of the ill fitting ones outburst at the referee (which i understand to have been brian adolf garthwaite!! )
and p.s.....is the shirt under any type of dicipline investigation by the mighty dale fc??

[Dale HQ]

with the shirt up infront of the FA in 2 weeks,the committee have taken this seriously. With a 3 week touchline ban looming whose going to fill his boots? Normally our no 2 ( D Readman )would fill the post. However many of the dale players (sonner the most ) dont like playing dens 4 4 2. I have been told lately that's all changed to 36 24 36 blonde! Third in command is the lovable chief Pete samson,but he's always on Jamie oliver courses. So with the club being disgraced by Shirt again! there is a possibility to look for a younger manger, mutsvig might be our man with the shirt hung out to dry.

[MEMBER OF THE MEDIA]

any idea where the diciplinary hearing is to be held??...
or is the location to be kept a secret to foil the attempts of the papperazzi to get photos of the shirt as he learns his fate??
all attempts to get an interview or public statement from the ill fitting shirt have so far proved fruitless!...
perhaps after the shirt learns his punishment he could release a press statement ,and tell the rest of the local managers association of his utter remorse other the whole sorry matter ?
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as the dale hq spokesman/woman stated earlier...that the shirt will be hung out to dry may i give this tip......
1)....use DAZ AUTOMATIC ,as this detergent cleans the
most foul of stains(language) on any shirt !!
2)....add a quick tumble dry using a DRIFT SUMMER
BREEZE conditioner as this will reduce any
unwanted wrinkles(the strain of the dicipline
hearing will provide enough !!)...aswell as
leaving a pleasant aromer on the new and changed
shirt
3)....and finally after the shirt has been hung out to dry
in the mountain fresh air of the dale,be sure to use
a piping hot steam iron to ensure the shirt is
returned to an acceptable size and fit!...FAILURE
TO DO SO WOULD RESULT IN AN EVEN MORE
ILL FITTING SHIRT BEEN TURNED OUT TO TAKE
CHARGE OF A DALE FIXTURE!!!...AND NO ONE WANTS
THAT NOW , DO WE ;D

[Dale HQ]

Rumours are rife in the Dale changing rooms of an easier game on Sunday at the Dale. The Shirt at hearing these rumours has said that no game is easy and will be taking action against anyone turning up drunk, late, blazae (check spelling!). The ill fitting shirt won't require any washing aids (Daz automatic!) as on Saturday night at the local yall house and then disco a NEW shirt will be worn in the hope of getting some new moves for Sunday's game.

As the committee we have asked for tenders for the temporary building of a dug out at the Castleton road end of the ground, at the road side of the wall this is to house the ill fitting shirt when his ban comes up. This club is not a Hibs or a Stokesley and funds are low so any type of straw construction will do.

[MEMBER OF THE MEDIA]

i have an old wendy house u might be able to convert??
at least the shirt wont be out of place if his dummy shud be spat out after any referee decisions go against !!

[kfc]

Mutzvig to take over from the shirt?? i certainly hope not! Mutzi may come across as an intelligent young man(second thoughts hes not that young!), but he hasnt got the tactical knowledge of a denboy or the passion that shirt posseses. Over the last couple of seasons mutzi has attempted a number of team talks but they have only recieved a couple of sblack persons from 1 or 2 players (kanu and spunky). He certainly has the hand movements but the dale squad needs the shirts enthusiasm to wake them up on a sunday morning! Sorry Mutzvig!

[kfc]

that should have been sblack persons! dont know what happened there

[kfc]

hmmm this wont let me write what i want for some reason! sblack means giggles laughs or anything like that!